Little does Anita know that the GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star.
When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small Gang(tm) of Rebels struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy...
[ I guess that makes us the Gang of Rebels, huh? >:]
With all appropriate recognition to Mr Lucas and to my friend Harald who wrote this lovely little bit of silliness.