Thoughts, Words & Deeds

Why do we do the things we do? Why do we do these things?

Thoughts

"If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something."
- Jack Handy

Words

"Some folks you don't have to satirize, you just quote em."
- Tom Paxton

Deeds

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
- W.C. Fields

Last updated August 19, 2002

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